seanbaby on the wonder twins

You might have noticed that cartoons had a different idea what was comic relief than other media. Comic relief in cartoons didn’t make you laugh. They were just a couple people that we hated more than anyone else. After you watch the Wonder Twins wander into lava, make shitty puns, and lose a fight to a parked bicycle, …

Zan, if you can turn into an Ice Missile, why the fuck would you ever pick Puddle? Name one thing you couldn’t beat with an ice missile. Now try to name anyone you ever beat when you turned into a puddle. Besides Empress Suede Pumps.

supernaut on hong kong phooey

And why would you hire a dog to be your janitor anyway? Dogs aren’t known for being particularly clean animals. Then again, if you knew your janitor was going to be drinking out of the toilet, I guess you’d have to trust that he was going to do a good job cleaning it first.

One last thing I’d like to mention here is Rosemary, the telephone operator. She scorned Phooey in his civilian identity of Penrod Pooch, but was in love with Hong Kong Phooey. Okay… first of all, how many talking dogs do you know? Can’t this woman see through his disguise? I might be able to chalk it up to the Clark Kent/Superman glasses routine, but he’s got the voice of Scatman Crothers. Are you going to tell me she wouldn’t recognize that voice? I’m not even going to try to make a joke, I’m just calling straight up bullshit on that one.

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